How To Get A Husband When You Are A Thot is a simple, step by step introduction to save helpless thots everywhere and get them on that road of wifey material recovery. Take the Thot test to verify if this book is really for you! Learn valuable tips like cooking, cleaning and living life in without makeup! Goodbye thongs! Hello sweatpants!

 

How To Get A Husband When You Are A Thot is a spoof on that Love book that everyone swears by but I absolutely hate. Why not talk to your partner? Why not just ask what their issue is and have them help with the dishes? That love book is nearly as old as I am, so now that I’m all grown up. I want revenge…and it will begin with educating thots on how to get a husband and roll epic blunts.

Take that, self help!

Coming soon to Amazon, Smashwords and other outlets.

I gotchu, thots. I gotchu.