Thot. A tacky term encompassing the video girl, the Hot-lanta stripper, the Instagram model and the Snapchat diva. We've seen their perfectly contoured face everywhere. They stroll on the arms of hip-hop moguls, basketball players and OJ Simpson. We buy their sponsored waist trainers. We guzzle their detox teas, but yet something is missing.
What if said Thot is tired of that 'Thot life'? What if the champagne, the luxury travel, the Bugatti rides on the coast and the cash stuffed g-strings are no longer alluring? What if that Thot, or some Thot you know (I'm not judging), wants to settle down, get a husband and have a family? Heck, what if that lonely hot just wants to widdle down that contact list to one man instead of 25? We must remember that in the bountiful chest of a Thot, beats the the heart of a woman; a woman longing for love, companionship and consistent Chik-Fil-A.
How To Get A Husband When You Are A Thot is a simple, step by step introduction to save helpless Thots everywhere and get them on that road of wifey material recovery. Take the Thot test to verify if this book is really for you! Learn valuable tips like cooking, cleaning and living life in without makeup!
Goodbye thongs!
Hello sweatpants!
5.0 out of 5 Stars
This is actually really good! Hilarious and well written